NEW: Fire Wallet! Real Fire!
It’s a real wallet that uses REAL FIRE* to look like it’s burning up in your hand!
It really grabs their attention!
Impress your friends!
Shock your neighbors!
Anger your coworkers!
Irritate your spouse!
Frighten small children and animals!
STOPS CRIME! Activate it before throwing it in a mugger’s face. He won’t try that again!
Perfectly Safe. It won’t burn your money or melt your credit cards.
*Lighter fluid not included.